Becoming a Disney villain
I have suspected it for a while, however now I am quite confident that the quote: “You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain” can easily be applied to many aspects of life. First and foremost Disney villains.
I can’t pinpoint when, exactly, I stopped dreaming of being a blonde princess wearing a colour shifting ball-gown and started planning my revenge for a missed party invitation.
Take classic Princesses and their tropes: kneeling down to cry, equally lifting hands and eyebrows in surprise, suspiciously following lime green lights, and twirling while singing with animals.
I have successfully stopped doing that a while ago, unless I am under the influence of alcohol. In that case I would absolutely follow anything that sparkles in my face and I will touch any spindle that materialises in front of me.
Fight me.
However, on a day to day basis, I can much better relate to Disney villains. To the point where I am able to see the flaws in their master-plans and would gladly take over to correct them. On a side-note, have you read my article about Disney villains personality traits? You can even find out which Disney Villain you're more similar to based on your real life attitude towards motivation and strategy!
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I've previously stated that I would be able to correct our Classic Disney Villains evil plans. Here's my professional feedback to them:
Maleficent, your ability to delegate is superlative, but I would recommend better talent acquisition for your team. Your brand is only as good as what you let out and, at this stage, the image you’re presenting is sloppy and, quite frankly, not to the ‘Mistress of all evil’ standard I know you are capable of.
Grimhilde, unlike your fellow villain, I admire your decision making skills and the ability to see your goals to completion without any help. Attention to detail could be improved, and I would suggest opting for more permanent solutions rather than quick fixes. Keep up the good work.
Ursula, you have put into action the most universal and timeless plan by focusing on what humans seek: volatile happiness. Fulfilling your customers’ dreams and feeding on the boredom and unhappiness that follows is exquisitely Schopenhauer-esque. Careful not to fall into your own trap next time.
Other than that, I could translate my daily life using only Disney Villains animated gifs: Yzma massaging her temples due to the ineptitude of people around her, Hades flaming in anger and recomposing himself, Lady Tremaine stroking her cat, or the Evil queen turning into a horrible witch and grinning her way into hiding.
That’s literally me when I remove my makeup at night and decide to eat one of my breakfast strawberries after dinner instead.
You either die a Princess, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Disney villain.
Image: via
I can’t pinpoint when, exactly, I stopped dreaming of being a blonde princess wearing a colour shifting ball-gown and started planning my revenge for a missed party invitation.
Take classic Princesses and their tropes: kneeling down to cry, equally lifting hands and eyebrows in surprise, suspiciously following lime green lights, and twirling while singing with animals.
I have successfully stopped doing that a while ago, unless I am under the influence of alcohol. In that case I would absolutely follow anything that sparkles in my face and I will touch any spindle that materialises in front of me.
Fight me.
However, on a day to day basis, I can much better relate to Disney villains. To the point where I am able to see the flaws in their master-plans and would gladly take over to correct them. On a side-note, have you read my article about Disney villains personality traits? You can even find out which Disney Villain you're more similar to based on your real life attitude towards motivation and strategy!
Not sponsored, purely yours truly.
I've previously stated that I would be able to correct our Classic Disney Villains evil plans. Here's my professional feedback to them:
Maleficent, your ability to delegate is superlative, but I would recommend better talent acquisition for your team. Your brand is only as good as what you let out and, at this stage, the image you’re presenting is sloppy and, quite frankly, not to the ‘Mistress of all evil’ standard I know you are capable of.
Grimhilde, unlike your fellow villain, I admire your decision making skills and the ability to see your goals to completion without any help. Attention to detail could be improved, and I would suggest opting for more permanent solutions rather than quick fixes. Keep up the good work.
Ursula, you have put into action the most universal and timeless plan by focusing on what humans seek: volatile happiness. Fulfilling your customers’ dreams and feeding on the boredom and unhappiness that follows is exquisitely Schopenhauer-esque. Careful not to fall into your own trap next time.
Other than that, I could translate my daily life using only Disney Villains animated gifs: Yzma massaging her temples due to the ineptitude of people around her, Hades flaming in anger and recomposing himself, Lady Tremaine stroking her cat, or the Evil queen turning into a horrible witch and grinning her way into hiding.
That’s literally me when I remove my makeup at night and decide to eat one of my breakfast strawberries after dinner instead.
You either die a Princess, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Disney villain.
Image: via
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